Fetal Bites

There is something seriously wrong with this cookie cutter.

With that being said here are some ideas of how a cookie made in the shape of a fetus could come in handy...

1. You want to announce you have a bun in the oven and hand out these delightfully tasteless cookie to share your joy.
2. You are teaching a class on child birthing and want to have a snack for those nervous moms and dads, and come on who wouldn't want to eat something shaped like the being that kicked you a dozen times in the last hour.
3. You are holding an open house at a fertility clinic and just to be snarky you put a plateful of these out with dollar signs for eyes.
4. You could get really creative and use some licorice to make umbilical cords.
5. You are hosting a baby shower and decide to include kids, so you have fetus cookies for them to decorate.
6. You can wish a newlywed couple bon voyage on their honeymoon with fetus shaped whoopee pies to remind them what comes next.
7. You could hand out these adorable treats to the protesters at planned parenthood or abortion clinics. I bet both sides of the coin would be pissed off.
8. You can harness your inner cannibal by polishing off an entire plate.
9. Take them into work and leave in the break room. See if they get eaten or are left at the end of the day. Hell they are free cookies, I'd eat them.
10. Send a plateful to the hospital after the birth of your child as a thank you to the nurses.

See a cookie cutter like this has its place. I may just have to order one for shock value alone. Perhaps at Christmastime this cookie cutter could come in handy for making tiny baby Jesus cookies. Let's leave those out for Santa.